super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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