bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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