One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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