I hope mine doesn't look like that
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
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It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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