This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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