Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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