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just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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