is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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