did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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