Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
How does one acquire holy water?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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