Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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