It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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