Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
No...this little piggys going to the bar
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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