Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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