So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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