You're a womanizer and a bitch.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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