i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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