is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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