I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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I booty called her while she was in labor.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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