This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
So squirting runs in the family.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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