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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?

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(916): View more from California

and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?

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(480): View more from Arizona

I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go

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(859): View more from Kentucky

there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context

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(410): View more from Maryland

I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk

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(701): View more from North Dakota

My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.

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(404): View more from Georgia

there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do

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