My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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