he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I currently don't understand fingers.
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