It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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