Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I feel like death gave me a hand job
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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