idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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