The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
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He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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