on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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