so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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