Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
So. Much. Porn.
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