is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Sexist Restaurant Owner Tells Woman To ‘Keep Her Legs Open’ After Firing Her
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
19 True Stories So Scary You May Never Turn The Lights Off Again
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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