Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?