Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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