its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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