Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
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Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
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Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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