my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
So vagazzling was a success
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