I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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