Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Randomize