How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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