This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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