There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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