If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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