i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
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someone owes me an orgasm
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
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If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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