I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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