The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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