whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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