i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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