I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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