who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
