So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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