There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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