At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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