i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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