I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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