i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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